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Joke of the Day
"That would be weird if a pirate got a mastectomy... wooden tit."
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"I thought you were Russian... ...but it turns out you were just Stalin and Putin me off."
"What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1"
"What happens when a guy from Finland dies? He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :("
"Anyone who doesn't request unlimited salad and breadsticks as their last meal is an idiot"
"Michael Gove as Education Secretary"
"What kind of bee can make milk? Boobies"
"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"
"What did the barber say to the Potato? ""You've got eyes on the back of your head!"""
"Corn Give a white man an ear of corn, he eats for a day Teach a white man to grow corn, he steals all your land"