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Joke of the Day
"That would be weird if a pirate got a mastectomy... wooden tit."
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"Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the ""11"" in ""9-1-1""."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
"What's fast and can breathe underwater? Not a toddler, I can tell you that"
"DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?"
"I used to play the triangle in a reggae band... I'd stand at the back and ting"
"Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window? He read that it was an invisible solid."
"Q. What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love? A. Lesbi-hens"
"My credit card was stolen today I don't think I'm gonna do anything about it. So far he's spending way less than my wife does."
"Ladies, if you think being clumsy is cute, I once stabbed my date in the gums with a fork trying to feed her a bite of spaghetti"