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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of Christopher reeves? Christopher Walken"
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"Why Adolf Hitler is a bank robber? Because he is a Dollar Thief."
"Giant bird goes to a psychiatrist.. ''I feel like I'm ignored all the time.'' ''Maybe it's because you're ostrich sized''"
"Who are the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds."
"*Jesus drinking at a bar* *jesus orders another drink* ""jesus you're too drunk I can't give you anymore"" Kan I jst haev a water? ""nice try"""
"How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag? You take the 's' out of safe and the 'f' out of way."
"The Bartender says, we don't serve time-travelers here! A time traveler walks into a bar."
"Used to hate red lights before text messaging was invented."
"I hate Holocaust jokes: My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a guard tower while on duty. Neva forget"
"[kitchen] ""Please pass the bee-nut butte-"" *wife glares* ""-the honey"""