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"""Haha, you failed."" ""Yeah, so did your dads condom."""
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"What's the difference between a physicist and an engineer A physicist says ""E = mc^2"", an engineer asks ""How much mass we talkin?"""
"Biggest Jewish Dilemma? Free Bacon!!"
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"What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet."
"Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan.. All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative."
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"What do you call an Islamic mosquito? A 'mosque-ito'."