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Joke of the Day

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? [chokes]"

"A driver gets pulled over for improper use of a carpool lane.. Cop: ""Carpool lane is 2 or more passengers and I don't see your second passenger."" Driver: ""well I'm just beside myself."""

"I can't wait to die.. and see what religion was correct"

"I work at a coin factory. It just makes cents to me."

"Q: What did the witch put in her hair? A: Scare spray."

"Recently girls have been mistaking me as British, It's because, honey, when I nut, ""Cheerio!"""

"A Dick in hand is better than pussy in a bush"

"I tried to catch some fog. I mist."

"When Does The Narwhal Bacon? MidNight"

"Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to begin eating itself, as it was the less painful way to die."