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Joke of the Day
"Why did the crayon want to be a phone? Because it wanted to be a texta."
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"What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost? ...He flounder"
"Necrophilia So my parents recently forced me to go to a psychiatrist for my necrophiliac thoughts. Having sex with a dead girl was just a nail in the coffin."
"""I'm turning over a new leaf"" -Adam telling Eve that he's seeing another woman"
"Did John Knott mind being the only cited author on his group's research paper? Knott, et al."
"Everybody says waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great but I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better."
"A math teacher ask his students, ""What is 5Q + 5Q?"" The class responds, ""10Q."" The teacher responds, ""You're welcome/"""
"My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one. I told him everyone knows that you dont hire stupid people."
"My favorite clean joke Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!!!!!"
"You know you're old when You see your favorite pornstar under the milf category"