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Joke of the Day
"I can prove that primates don't exist... Eight divides evenly by 2 or 4."
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"Alright, time for a Twitter spelling bee! First word: ""their"", meaning ""belongs to them."" Alright, that only leaves 14 of you left standing."
"If the Narwhal bacons at midnight, what does it do at noon? It bakes off."
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"all pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough"
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"My girlfriend keeps complaining that nothing in this sub is funny She'll NEVER see this line because she doesn't open them."
"I tried yoga and I think my downward dog looked more like winnie the pooh getting stuck in rabbit's door."