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Joke of the Day
"I'm single by choice. But it's not my choice."
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"Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !"
"We should legalize heroin just for the commercials alone"
"Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner. She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it open, I say, ""The easiest way to open this is with a little mussel"""
"Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week."
"What's the easiest way to come out of the closet? 1. Open door 2. Walk out"
"My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I have a gambling problem I think she's bluffing"
"Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know"
"[runs up to a group of people] ME: ZACK ATTACK GUY: lol is your name zack or [thousands of bros crest a nearby hill] ME: [whispering] RUN"
"I tried erotic suffocation on the wife the other night when we were having sex. She obviously didn't like it. She's been lying there for 5 days now giving me the silent treatment!!"