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Joke of the Day

"What is Dracula's pornstar name? Vlad the Impaler"

"What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics? They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy."

"I was playing the valve trombone today. I tried to put a mute in, but it charged me."

"""Mom look! It's a toy blue-tooth!""(cereal prize in Doucheberries Crunch)"

"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four: One to drop it, Three to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up."

"How does a Russian catch fish? A niet!"

"My girlfriend just told me, I'm sorry I am married."

"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore!"

"what is the most common second language in the united states? Dora the Explorer spanish"

"I learn something new every day that I didn't want to know."