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Joke of the Day
"When I go to Victoria's Secret, I just throw things on the floor to see how they'll really look."
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"phone call Wife: Want a free couch? Me: Free? Yes! Wife: How do we pick it up? Me: Lift with your legs, not your back. Wife: *click*"
"Try not to remember that your brain is the pilot of a meat robot that can't do twenty pushups without dying."
"A woman site down next to a man in a bar and says, ""You smell good, What do you have on?"" The man says, ""I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."""
"What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant? Little Cesar's"
"Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space? Because nobody liked it on earth."
"Q: What's red and sits in the corner? A: A naughty tomato."
"How many Redditeers does it take to post a Super Bowl ""I'lll pass"" joke? apparently all of them..."
"Her: You have a cigarette machine in your kitchen? Me: Well it would look ridiculous in the living room..."
"Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."