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Joke of the Day

"Alright, time for a Twitter spelling bee! First word: ""their"", meaning ""belongs to them."" Alright, that only leaves 14 of you left standing."

"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis? Girls don't laugh at my jokes."

"""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" -Rorschach taking a Rorschach test"

"""My favorite sex fantasy starts with you bringing me wine..."" And then? ""Cheese."" Mmmm and then? ""You close the door from outside."""

"What does an Arab say after losing his virginity? Good goat!"

"When I masturbate at home... I'm at homecoming."

"Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble."

"What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs? A condescending con descending"

"What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin? Holy Sheet!"

"Saw a vanity license plate that said ""ILUVLUV."" I hope she luvs getting 4 new tires and a windshield."