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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career."

"Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children? Because his nuts were in his neck!"

"Another knock knock joke I can tell knock knock jokes to my dog because when I say ""Knock, knock."" He starts barking and runs to the door... Stupid dog ! There's never anyone !!!"

"I've found out why gay people dress so well... It's because they spent so much time in the closet."

"Before Twitter, I used to be stupid in the privacy of my own mind."

"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married? Fiancee"

"Have you ever been in a Schindler's Lift? If you have, then did you ever feel that it could have carried more people?"

"What starts with ""f"" and ends with ""uck""? FIRE DUCK O SHIT WADDUP"

"Some days when I think back on music from the late 90's I often get a little blue da ba dee da ba die.."

"Wait, there's a big difference. Did you say I look like THE Rock or did you say I look like A rock?"