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Joke of the Day

"Some days when I think back on music from the late 90's I often get a little blue da ba dee da ba die.."

"Girl can I ask you a question *gets down on one knee* would you like to make $8,000 a week working from home"

"Today was boring, I hung around in my underwear all day... got kicked out of quite a few businesses though."

"This post will give you wings... because you just read bull."

"What's something that some people don't get about jokes with sexual innuendo? That it's a fucking joke."

"My friend went swimming in Egypt recently... I said to him 'you do realize your swimming in one of the longest rivers in the world!'. He didn't believe me though, he's in de nile."

"How do you spell ""we"" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I."

"Why doesn't the deaf have sex? They haven't heard about it."

"What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl? The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back"

"Hitler wasn't a very athletic man. He never even finished a single race."