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Joke of the Day

"Another knock knock joke I can tell knock knock jokes to my dog because when I say ""Knock, knock."" He starts barking and runs to the door... Stupid dog ! There's never anyone !!!"

"So my friend tells me that he's thinking about creating a new strain of Marijuana called ""Comcast"". It'll sound really good but it won't get you very high."

"A baby is like a bee farm I don't have one, but if I did, I would stay the fuck away from it."

"If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?"

"Spiders were super disappointed when they finally saw the world wide web."

"Evening news is where they begin with Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"What do you call a blind German? A nazi."

"Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that... Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that they don't need a Large Hadron Collider to locate the Higgs-Boson Particle."

"Should America make China the 51st state so we can get better access to Chinese food? I'm so sick and tired of Panda Express."

"Every time I approach girls they inexplicably shoot away from me. Can't say definitively if I have the force but... The correlation is strong with this one."