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Joke of the Day
"What starts with ""f"" and ends with ""uck""? FIRE DUCK O SHIT WADDUP"
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"German math If a train leaves Berlin travelling east at 30kph and another train leaves Munich travelling south at 25kph. How many Jews can be killed in 5years?"
"What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish."
"Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this ""problem"" not heard of pizza and alcohol?"
"Banana Oh, no there isn't a joke here. I just thought if I said ""Banana"" it would sound apeeling."
"""I JUST WANT TO PUT A BABY IN YOU!"" -me, trying to put a crib together"
"I just ate a frozen apple! Hardcore."
"How is eating pussy like smoking a cigarette? As you get closer to the butt, the flavor gets stronger."
"Seven Jewish mothers are sitting in a restaurant... and a waiter comes and asks: ''I'm sorry ladies, is *anything* all right?''"
"What is long, hard and full of sperm ? The sock under my bed."