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Joke of the Day
"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married? Fiancee"
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"why do gorillas have big nostrils? Big fingers!!!"
"What is a dank memers favorite letter? A"
"I didn't like the idea of having a beard But then it grew on me"
"How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?"
"My gf texted me ""myspacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"" Do any of you know what ""ternative"" means?"
"Did you hear about the guy who had ADD and schizophrenia? He heard voices, but could never pay attention long enough to them to do anything crazy."
"What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant? Abort - Bort - Bort!"
"""First things first I'm the illest. Drop this & let the whole world feel it, and I'm still in the Murda Bizness I could hold you down like I'm givin' lessons in killin' ""-Ebola"
"Quack Quack Who's there? A duck."