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Joke of the Day

"Wait, there's a big difference. Did you say I look like THE Rock or did you say I look like A rock?"

"What do you call a droid who's never on time? BB-L8"

"TIFU No, literally. Your girl was on my lap. That's the only time I fuck up."

"What does Reddit need? Ahmad."

"What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other? A surgeon."

"Fun to hear newscasters, while their chopper hovers over an active crime scene, scold people ""the last thing the police need is spectators"""

"Why does America have so many boasting Republicans? Because it needs some bragging rights."

"Only one more sleep to go before I lose my job as a night security guard."

"Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it."

"Hey girl, are you an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing."