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Joke of the Day
"I've found out why gay people dress so well... It's because they spent so much time in the closet."
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"Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo I'll take lookout"
"You know who else doesn't leave another man's girlfriend alone? Mosquitos"
"*accidentally walks into women's restroom* *plays it cool* *sits down* *finds comfort here* *changes name to Janice* *is alive* *is free*"
"Walking up to guys with girls with them and saying ""you never called! Our son is 5 now"" then walk away....always brightens my day"
"Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny? l0l"
"Jokes on reddit are always original and hilarious."
"What do you call a combination of a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"[punches shark on the nose[ shark: that wont stop me me: are u crying shark: no its always wet & salty on my face"
"My career as a baseball catcher was cut short because I insisted on kissing the ball every time before I threw it back to the pitcher."