201080

Joke of the Day

"Have you ever been in a Schindler's Lift? If you have, then did you ever feel that it could have carried more people?"

"How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now? Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to..."

"Confucius Say Women who fly plane upside down have crack up."

"I'm pretty sure Kanye West is the reason why we arent allowed to retweet our own tweets."

"If one door closes and another one opens, seek help your house is haunted."

"Waitress: ""Enjoy your meal"" Patron: ""you too"" Patron: 'why did I say that?' Waitress: [being force-fed the 6th plate of food of her shift]"

"Witty Vachan on Twitter, This is hilarious https://twitter.com/WittyVachan/status/636626830607282176"

"I'd kill a man to have my pillow always cool on one side."

"I knew a person who was against warrior princesses He was a Xenaphobe"

"I saw a really funny joke on /r/Jokes a while back Quite a while back actually."