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Joke of the Day

"So I met this gorgeous girl... ...and I was sucking her cock last night when I thought to myself ""Hey, wait a minute!"""

"Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane? osMoses"

"ME: I give you all my love and infection. HIM: Um. Don't you mean love and 'affection'? ME: ... HIM: ... ME: You should get tested."

"i am developing a ground brekaing new app called ""MOneyWallet"", where you earn ""Money Points"" by mailing cash to my house"

"Sorry feminists... Why do doctors slap babies butts when they come out? To knock the balls off the dumb ones."

"I want to open a sandwich shop in the new Islamic State it will be called the infideli"

"Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time? Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme."

"I once heard that ""Time flies like an arrow."" But all I knew was that fruit flies like a banana."

"Knock knock... [pic]"

"90% of the men who cheat and get caught give bad name to the rest 10% who only cheat."