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Joke of the Day
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"Guess who doesn't want to hear your kid sing? Everyone. The answer is everyone, so stop it."
"What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest? Icy Dead People"
"I forgot my baby was in the backseat of my car and I accidentally threw my case of beer on him He was ok though. It was light beer."
"We need to run the government like a business. Specifically a Quizno's with a bat infestation, staffed by emotionally unbalanced retirees."
"I wonder if a ghost has ever watched me masturbate."
"The barber asks Bernie Sanders ""what are you looking to get done today?"" ""Oh, just fuck up the top 1%."" ""Say no more..."""
"Nothing like wearing a pair of crocs to say ""I have no aspirations of getting laid tonight!"""
"What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde? Brainwashing."
"What's a Latin professor's favorite song? Hit the quam"