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Joke of the Day

"Sorry feminists... Why do doctors slap babies butts when they come out? To knock the balls off the dumb ones."

"Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday? Half Life 3 Confirmed!"

"love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's shit"

"What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention? You just Amblein."

"When Jedi need to read PDFs, they use Adobe Wan Kenobi."

"A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the road.. and they see a boyscout bending over. The Priest says ""Man I'd screw that."" and the Rabbi replies ""Out of what??"""

"Two things went wrong today 1. My Wife got ran over by a bus 2. I lost my job at the bus company"

"What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear? An algebra"

"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? ...Yarn"

"Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain? Because of the indoor fins."