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Joke of the Day
"How do you get to the top of a weather beacon? Climate"
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"I lost all my drafts in the last update. Twitter did you all a favor."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple food to the ceiling."
"I wish you were ketchup.... ...So you could squirt on my Weiner!"
"Super soakers are like training wheels for black kids in the hood."
"What do they pass around after dinner at Buckingham Palace? Under Eights."
"So apparently ""self-deprecating humour"" is what's popular now... And I'm really not that good at it."
"I asked my local store why they don't round the 99 cent price tags to a dollar They said that there's no cents in the change"
"What kind of doctors do elephants become? Pachydermatologists"
"Why don't we let Google Chrome drive? Because it crashes all the time. *Disclaimer - shameless chrome user*"