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Joke of the Day
"Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane? osMoses"
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"Due to flooding, my kid's school is closed. Pffft. In my day, we swam to school--uphill--both ways."
"Ghostbusters (1984): A large, jovial marshmallow sailor is burned alive amid the crossfire btwn humans and ethereal beings."
"yo momma so fat her shadow engulfs all of manhattan"
"What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls? Owch! it hertz"
"What happens when Trump makes a meme? it goes dankrupt."
"I hate when people say, ""You barely touched your food"" like what do you want me to do stroke it?"
"[Doctor's Office] Doctor: The bad news is you have 3 months to live. Me: What's the good news? Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week"
"Young boy at christmas : haha I got more presents then you !! Sister replied : Haha ! At least I dont have AIDS XD"
"Why do the Romans use more eggs in their omelets than the French? Because the Romans feel that when it comes to eggs, you can't have too many ovum. But in France, they believe that one egg is un ouef."