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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of the dog."
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"this is my cheat life i'll worry about carbs and a workout plan next reincarnation"
"Jack & Jill went up the hill, for a bit of privacy. Jill lifted her dress, to Jack's distress there was something there she hadn't confessed"
"I got a new German cell phone I put it on airplane mode. It locked me out and then crashed"
"I swapped my wife's parachute around with her backpack. Now when the bitch goes on her stupid camping holiday, all she will have is a parachute. *copypaste from sickipedia.org*"
"I'd be super bummed if my Prince Charming rode in on a white horse because you'd think he could at least afford a Kia"
"Two muffins were in an oven. One says to the other, ""Damn, it's hot in here."" The other one says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"mother told me this What do you call 5 mexicans, and asian, and 5 black people in your front yard?? Water sprinkler.... spic-spic-spic-spic-spic---CHINK---nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga"
"I just heard that there's going to be a Minecraft movie... ...it's gonna be a blockbuster."
"What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits? Speedos !"