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Joke of the Day

"mother told me this What do you call 5 mexicans, and asian, and 5 black people in your front yard?? Water sprinkler.... spic-spic-spic-spic-spic---CHINK---nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga"

"Human confrontation has gone from face-to-face to phone call to email to text to :/."

"""Daddy, I want to watch Dora."" Sweetie this is Dora. It's the one where she plays an NBA basketball game against the Brooklyn Nets"

"What do a gay dolphin and a car that leaks oil have in common? Chances are, both have blown a seal"

"Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two."

"All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together."

"Teen girl in mirror ""I look like death!"" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair ""Yeah, as if"""

"How many lawyer jokes are there? 3, and the rest are true stories."

"What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's right leg? Nothing. They've never met."

"My ex-wife and I broke up over religious differences. I was agnostic and she was Satan."