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Joke of the Day
"What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits? Speedos !"
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"My grandpa has a heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"GENIE 1: he wanted money so i made him a bank robber, ha GENIE 2: i just...gave mine money GENIE 1: LMAO YOU GUYS, JERRY JUST GAVE IT TO HIM"
"What do you call nudes from the 90s hot mail"
"How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife? Glad-he-ater"
"In Canada... ...you are more likely to be killed by a moose than a terror plot. Damn Mooselisms."
"What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged? Please sir, I don't want any treble."
"A recent archeological dig was finished at historic Stratford-upon-Avon They found many typewriters and many, many, more monkey skeletons"
"How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb."
"I don't like skinny fashion models cause I find their lack of weight disturbing."