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Joke of the Day
"What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits? Speedos !"
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"What are you people doing? making this crap up."
"all of my friends are really happy and successful. i have no clean forks so i cut up a hot dog with my debit card"
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar... The bartender looks up at them and says ""Oh, not you two again.""."
"If you're at a party and people start chanting your name, you're obligated to do anything they want you to do."
"Did you hear about the sewer line breaking during a funeral earlier? It was a shitty mourning."
"Crazy the only reason some people are starving and suffering in the world is because they aren't ""so blessed""."
"""Hey, it's been forever, let's hang out!"" ""No, it's been forever for a reason."""
"Superb Waiter Our waiter went above and beyond his job description. He brought a lot to the table."
"One time I got stuck holding a Starbucks door open from 2005-2007."