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Joke of the Day

"Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer."

"Gay jokes are not funny Cum on guys"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh You're Crackers!"

"It's bad enough hearing people judge others based on their appearance... but when ugly people do it, I feel horrible."

"My girlfriend killed my cat She claims that she is the only pussy I need."

"[First Date] HER: I love dogs. ME: [Trying to impress her] Waiter, give us your finest Labrador - medium rare."

"So a man walks into a bar... It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch."

"What do kazoos and my father have in common? They were both around for a short time in the '90s only to be unheard of from then on."

"Did you hear about the assassin who was given forty years to complete his assignment? He had some time to kill."

"BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have discovered what may be the worlds largest bed sheet. More on that as it unfolds."