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Joke of the Day

"Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer."

"Whats E.T.'s first name? Yodela"

"Left handed people in the past. Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people? Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye."

"Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships? Because sheep would be too obvious."

"What do you do for a frog with a belly ache? Rubbit."

"why should you never pick a fight with an Israeli baker? Because they know Jew dough"

"My wife's got a latex allergy, so I substituted the condom for a bread bag. Now she's got a yeast infection."

"What do you call a disabled cub scout? A nub scout."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The blonde keeps sucking after you slap her."

"Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls? So they can see what's coming."