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Joke of the Day

"Jack & Jill went up the hill, for a bit of privacy. Jill lifted her dress, to Jack's distress there was something there she hadn't confessed"

"What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost? Pair-a-normal investigators."

"""Hello, is this the number for Japanese food?"" ""No, it's Chinese. Sorry, Wong number."""

"Don't like me? You'll come around. - Onion Rings"

"I got my head cut off [removed]"

"""ice, ice, baby. ice, ice, bab--no ice-- no thats definitly a babey"" - man who has a job sorting babys and ice at the ice & baby factorey"

"I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver."

"*A burlap bag is pulled off your head, a bright spotlight is causing you to blink* WHERE DOES THE ARCHIVED MICROSOFT OUTLOOK EMAIL GO."

"Instagram would have been a good name for a weed delivery service"

"I JUST DRUNK 37 MONSTER ENERGYS AND NOW I CAN SMELL ABSTRACT LEGISLATIVE EUPHEMISMS"