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Joke of the Day

"This joke is brought to you by Arnold Schwarzeneggers one-sided chess set. ""I'll be black"""

"What does a drill with a dildo attached to the end and watching golf have in common? They both bore the fuck out of you!"

"What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party? A paper jam"

"Remember that time you thought you were more important than everyone else? Turn back, this was a click wasted"

"A group of chimpanzees walking out of a Banana Republic is called ""disappointed"" Except for Charlie there, who scored a nice sundress."

"Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice."

"Can strawberry jam? No, but lemon curd."

"Why is wheat a hillbilly grain? X/post from r/funny Because its inbread"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's a really obscure number. You probably never heard of it."

"[Date] ""I'm going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I counted my onion rings, there's six."""