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Joke of the Day
"Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice."
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"How do people at rodeos heckle the riders? Moooo!"
"Hey baby! What's up? Baby: My mother's uterus."
"""Wow, more ABBA. Shocking."" -anyone on road trips with me"
"Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop."
"Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes? He always tells them with a dead Pan face."
"Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!"
"A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice."
"Knock, knock. Go fuck yourselves. - The straight-laced and frustrated FBI agent, played by Tom Hanks', joke in the movie Catch Me If You Can."
"A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, ""five beers, please."""