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Joke of the Day

"Remember that time you thought you were more important than everyone else? Turn back, this was a click wasted"

"What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window."

"Facebook memories are a great way to see how fat you've gotten."

"I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways!"

"I just paid 400 for a cup. What a mug."

"Little Kid: wanna hear a joke? Me: life is meaningless without death Little Kid: why did the chicken cro- wait what?"

"Baby circumcision [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/DbgAFxp.jpg)"

"The way you feel while mumbling through that part of the song you don't know is how I feel about all my life decisions."

"Contact Ad ""Seeking man with ponytail. Hairstyle doesn't matter"""

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She forgot to wear a seatbelt."