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Joke of the Day

"A group of chimpanzees walking out of a Banana Republic is called ""disappointed"" Except for Charlie there, who scored a nice sundress."

"I can still party like I'm 22. Too bad I recover like I'm 82."

"What's blue, standing in the kitchen? STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!"

"Starting to reconsider the Supreme Court decision... what are these lesbian newlyweds going to do with all the sandwiches they make if they always eat out?"

"Did you hear about that guy who put 19 toy horses up his butt? His condition is stable."

"Whats black and screams? Stevie wonder answering the iron!"

"why can't you keep a jew in jail? they eat lox..."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, this one doesn't"

"I dislike the term haterade. I say hater-juicebox instead."

"Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? Because he only made a good buccaneer."