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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party? A paper jam"
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"if ur mom kisses the dog he becomes ur dad"
"What did the Pie say when he failed a math test? ""How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"""
"Please don't tell my three year old his oversized black calculator isn't really an iPad. He'd be crushed to learn his dad lied to him."
"What type of writing makes the most money? Ransom notes."
"Men spend more time smelling their clothes than they do cleaning them."
"BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES"
"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem walks into a bar... And I kid you not, he came out of NOWHERE"
"My wife just made a ""special"" dinner ""just for me"" for no apparent reason. I'm going to die, right ?"
"My girlfriend has a fire crotch. Or as it's scientifically known, ""Chlamydia""."