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Joke of the Day
"My family's invaded my house for the weekend. As a side note my dog's been walked 18 times"
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalotopuss"
"So I suppose Obi-Gyn Kenobi would have used the forceps?"
"Two blondes walk into a building... You'd think one of em would have seen it! Ba dum tss"
"Why do people with Ocd never have diarrhea. They got their shit in order."
"So a Jew, a blonde, and a Narcissistic billionaire walks into a bar... Then the bartender says: These presidental elections are starting to seem like a joke."
"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Well, can't fit that much shit in a sneaker!"
"When I undress there is a radiant shower that falls. Not of money or glitter, but of dog hair."
"So I opened an egg today and something came out. That's the yolk."
"And the award for best neckwear goes to... huh, well would you look at that. It was a tie"