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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No we were never introduced !"

"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"Anyone else think Mexican and African jokes are pretty much all the same? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!"

"""That'll be $15.99 please"" ""Do you take giant revolving badgers?"" *cashier grabs me by the throat* ""We ONLY take giant revolving badgers"""

"Excuse me Ladies, but my eyes are up here."

"Hitler was hunting in the forests of Germany, but he forbade the harming of male deer because... ...they were Reichstags."

"Took the family out for doughnuts They did not like having to give blood."

"I asked my doctor where i should put my pants ""Next to mine"" was not the answer i was looking for."

"What do you call it when you hire your relatives to play with your nipples? Nippletism"

"ELI5: what is it like being 6? I'm only 5 and I'm about to turn 6."