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Joke of the Day

"Anyone else think Mexican and African jokes are pretty much all the same? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those that get it and those that don't."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name was Randy."

"Lorena Bobbit and Jeffery Dahmer This is an old one... What did Jeff say to Lorena after she cut her husband's penis off? You gonna eat that?"

"Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer."

"What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch? Tufaloffahsofa"

"I am a heathen. I like burning bibles and defiling the name of God. But also I genuinely love giving to charity and always try to be as honest as I can. I guess that I am just very sincere."

"Two budgies sitting on a perch One says to the other: can you smell fish?"

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheburg."

"A vulture boards a plane... ...carrying with him two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, ""I'm sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion."""