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Joke of the Day

"I asked my doctor where i should put my pants ""Next to mine"" was not the answer i was looking for."

"I'm not a narcissist. Narcissists spend their time looking at themselves in the mirror. I don't need to do that to know I look fabulous."

"It's kind of obvious why Western countries don't eat cat Can you imagine how costly it must be to kill the same animal 9 times before you can eat it?"

"What is the Blood Alcohol Concentration that makes most people avoid main roads? Backstreets BAC"

"Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!"

"Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday? Because the stores advertise ""Back to Back"" savings."

"What's the point of making a whistle only rapists can hear?"

"I was starving earlier so I opened up a beanbag chair. There were no beans, only styrofoam. Im furious, Im hungry and I have nowhere to sit."

"What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer? Hula the dogs out?"

"So did you guys hear about the weather in Gotham City? It's cloudy with a chance of Bane."