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Joke of the Day

"ELI5: what is it like being 6? I'm only 5 and I'm about to turn 6."

"If I win this lottery I'd give half to charity She treated me well at the strip club"

"Actions speak louder than Facebook posts..."

"Fire at will! Why does everyone hate Will? ^^courtesy ^^of ^^my ^^Uncle ^^Rick"

"A Jewish boy asked his father... for fifty dollars for a pair of sneakers. His father replied ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""

"Warning: a punny joke What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."

"My friend gave me his number and told me to hit him up. Now he's got two broken bones and a restraining order..."

"When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day. Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interupti--- MOO!"

"If you're stuck in the Friend-zone, here's a simple 5-step solution: 1) Stop. 2) Being. 3) Her. 4) Fcuking. 5) B!tch."