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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"Watching the Olympics. Me: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING! GOLD MEDAL! Announcer: Ohhh! Not a good performance, those scores will not be pretty."

"Three states walk into a bar The first goes straight to the back and starts washing tons of dishes. The second orders a small Coke. The third one has no idea what to get. What states are they?"

"Final words to David before surgery: ""If I don't make it? Swear you'll have me cremated & snort my ashes off a hooker's ass."" He promised."

"Are you half decapitated? Because this joke is poorly executed."

"dog who is interested in graphic design, lookig at the new pantone color of the year: i dont get it, everey year its just the same dam color"

"kk People who write kk instead of Okay or OK are 66.67% white supremacists."

"How much does the average Hipster weigh? About 74,000 Insta-grams."

"NFL catch rules are absurd. ""Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete."""

"Hi, I'm Captain Morgan and this is my uptight brother, J.P."