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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especially if they're empty."

"They say the human imagination is infinite. Try to imagine a new color."

"What commercials are the longest? Viagra"

"Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help? because he was kneaded."

"Why is Unidan's current account called UnidanX? It's his tenth alt account."

"My high school bully still takes my lunch money... On the plus side, he makes really good subway sandwiches"

"Yesterday I tried to catch the fog... Mist."

"What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel? ... One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish."

"Man to wife: Business is bad, if YOU learn TO cook we can remove servant. Wife: If YOU learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman..."