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Joke of the Day

"Hitler was hunting in the forests of Germany, but he forbade the harming of male deer because... ...they were Reichstags."

"I will force my way into an inside joke and kill the fun before I let two people laugh about something I don't get."

"A farmer has 178 cows roaming freely in his field. After he rounds them up, he has 200 cows."

"Should computers be made of glass? No, I don't want anybody to see my browser's history!"

"What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty kitty kitty' !"

"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again"

"[guy jokingly refers to america as 'murica, everyone starts applauding; I basically hork up a damn lung from laughing my shit off so hard]"

"Is there an app that makes the flatline noise? Bet I could freak out some nurses."

"How many Jews does it take to kill Jesus? You can't kill a myth."

"So I found a Chinese pet carer... He said he would wok my dog for me"