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Joke of the Day
"What's a Henway? Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now."
Next Joke
"We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you."
"What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter."
"How do you get in with a pretty nurse? You need to be patient."
"I hate women, so I decided to fight misogyny Where's this Ogyny girl at? I got a knuckle sandwich for her."
"I bet college professors never get tired of watching freshmen get fat. I know I wouldn't."
"My tree went missing..... so I took a picture of it and nailed it to a dog."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when I pull the meat out."
"What is an Eskimos best friend? pol ice"
"What's black and sits on top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."