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Joke of the Day

"I hate women, so I decided to fight misogyny Where's this Ogyny girl at? I got a knuckle sandwich for her."

"What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria? Light"

"Just heard a woman compare different products by calling the last one ""even differenter."" I am now embarrassed to be human."

"Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison."

"When a woman says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space & finish building my Death Star before we go."

"I went to see my doctor about my insomnia. Not sure he appreciated me knocking on his door at 3AM."

"What's one thing that always sticks up for you when you make bad decisions. A boner. Thank you very much."

"I went to Google and searched ""synonym for ambiguous"" but the result was inconclusive."

"What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing? Nothing. Dressings don't have arms"

"What has 8 legs and makes a woman scream? Gang rape"