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Joke of the Day
"My tree went missing..... so I took a picture of it and nailed it to a dog."
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"Yeah, did you hear about the really chatty snake gynecologist? Well, he was good at his job, but I just couldn't stand how he kept sticking his head in my business."
"If you cum down a girls throat, would it be a download?"
"It is so quiet in the Clinton HQ right now. So quiet you can hear an email being deleted"
"What does the nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."
"what's the difference between a cat and compound sentence? one has claws at the end of it's paws...the other has a pause at the end of it's clause."
"People who say they ""Like to have fun""... No shit?"
"The moderators of this sub"
"Ever made love under a mirrored ceiling? I could see myself doing that."
"Why is Santa's ball sack so big? He only comes once a year."