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Joke of the Day

"We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you."

"Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in? Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !"

"I got attacked by a yob with bat down the local park yesterday.. I was really impressed with how well he had it trained"

"Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read"

"Celebrity Deaths would scare Stevie Wonder. But he would never see death coming."

"What was the precursor to USB? USA"

"Q: What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing? A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby."

"Just finished writing my will. In TOTALLY UNRELATED news, I'm about to try resolving some issues regarding my iTunes library."

"My daddy always warned me about the 3 rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep? With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside."