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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when I pull the meat out."

"[boys at work talking sports] Them: what's your favorite sport Me: yeah"

"Did you hear Jesus was pissed about his birthday gifts? He was pretty incensed by the whole ordeal."

"My wife got naked and asked me to ""show her a good time"" so I showed her photos of me and my friends before we got married."

"what did one bruise say to the other? Have a swell day"

"They say it's rude to ask a women's age... So what's your weight?"

"The NFL replacement refs"

"Someone called me a horse today... I just looked at him and said ""Nay!"""

"So that's what ""Tiger blood"" means!"

"Ex's are like college Sometimes you wanna go back, then you remember that they would have killed you if you had stayed much longer"