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Joke of the Day

"What is an Eskimos best friend? pol ice"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He kept himself up at night wondering if there really is a dog."

"What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !"

"TEACHER: That's the third time this week - please explain your tardiness ME: Well, it basically means that I've been late"

"So a racist pig, a sexist idiot, and a pot-smoking socialist run for president. I am so sorry America. There is no happy ending here."

"Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58000 cars out in the driveway."

"Why don't elephants like penguins? Because they can't get the wrapper off."

"One hundred bacteria walk into a bar... of soap and get eradicated. There is only one survivor."

"What did constipated Yoda say to his fecal impaction? ""I shit you not."""

"What is the difference between a parrot saying ""E equals M C squared"" and most people saying it? Nothing."