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Joke of the Day
"Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym? Because you already know she'll work out."
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"Why do baby boomers like fracking so much? Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough."
"What Is The Difference Between Jews and Pizza Jews scream in the oven. I'm going to hell."
"You wanna hear something funny? It's one of /r/jokes..!! Stranger: (/r/jokes ..? I don't even know this guy.) Stranger: /u/mustbejokingright ?"
"You should never trust a person as far as you can throw them. Needless to say, I trust the fuck out of babies."
"What did King Midas say to get peoples attention? Eh you!!"
"I think my wife is cheating on me with an undertaker. I could swear she was wearing clothes when she died."
"Home Work Jokes jemi:Teacher,would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher,ofcourse not. Jemi:Good because I didn't do my home work."
"If the fate of the world ever depended on me opening a new plastic grocery or produce bag in under a minute, we'd all be dead."
"The female praying mantis... knows how to get ahead in life."