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Joke of the Day

"You wanna hear something funny? It's one of /r/jokes..!! Stranger: (/r/jokes ..? I don't even know this guy.) Stranger: /u/mustbejokingright ?"

"According to HR, the boss can come into my office eating a kebab when I've only had an apple for lunch but I can't throw my chair at him"

"1. Go to seminary. 2. Get degree. 3. ??? 4. Prophet."

"who found America? :D Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."

"What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.'"

"Why do black people have nightmares? The cops killed the ones that had a dream"

"A carpenter goes to a brothel. Had a threesome with two bi whores."

"So, I saw Simba walking today.. and he was walking too slow. So I told him ""C'mon! Mufasa""! Edited for a bit more for clarity.."

"How do you keep a lawyer from drowning? You take your foot off the top of their head."

"My friend is getting on in years but still wants to stay hip with new technology. I call him Instagrampa."