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Joke of the Day

"4 gay guys walk into a bar, but there's only 1 available stool. What do they do? Flip it over."

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

"What do you call sandpaper in Iraq? A map."

"Hair Stylist: What are we doing today? Me: Let's do something that will look great here but I'll have no chance of replicating at home"

"Yo gurl is your dad in prison? 'cause if I was your dad I'd be in prison."

"I wish the book ""How to be an adult"" came in hard cover... .. it would be that much more effective at bonking stupid people in the head."

"What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? oh yeah imagination"

"Three guys walked into a bar and stopped"

"Him- You're a useless piece of shit.. Me- Show me a useful piece of shit."

"They should harvest the excess fat from fat people to turn into fossil fuels, to solve the world energy problems. Or world hunger."