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Joke of the Day
"What do you call sandpaper in Iraq? A map."
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"ME: *robbing bank* More like, I'm BANKing on you not tripping the alarm! Haha! TELLER: Haha! COPS: *tackling me from behind* Haha!"
"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To bask in social approval."
"My parents are visiting. So I pretty much know how much gas costs everywhere"
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket..... and thinks, ""some asshole has my pen"""
"When someone says ""but i thought..."" in defense Well, a guy thought that shit is a sugar so he shat into his cofee. How did that help him, hm? Props to my dad for this one."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic baker who advertised a job vacancy? He got no customers because his sign said, ""Looking for staff, a pie within."""
"Did you hear about the man who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself."
"What did Noah do with all the poop? Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/240xyy/brilliant_neil_degrasse_tyson_quote/ch2kcxl"
"Love means never having to say you're sorry for accidentally bringing home six more cats."